So… post one, where to begin? Suppose my name’s as good a place as any. It’s Harry. Location? Dublin (bit more civilised than oeb’s!). That’s the name and whereabouts done, now to the genuine stuff.
I’m currently in first year engineering in TCD.  Great college, grand course. As a stereotypical student I am, of course, bloody broke. In order to remedy this situation and feed my rampant alcohol and sex addictions, I have decided to take the big step, to sign a deal with the devil and admit I am utterly …